/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Stoker was almost right—vampires can only be killed by steak. You have been accepted into an elite vampire hunter school, and today is your first lesson: how to prepare a filet mignon for battle.
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[WP] “So how did you end up here in the afterlife?” “I was in a traffic accident. You?” “You know that warning about putting IKEA together incorrectly? I ignored it.”
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[WP] During the zombie apocalypse, the greatest feat of humanity was engineering a virus that made all zombies become vegetarians. The lowered rates of zombie-on-human violence were expected; the response from the plant kingdom was not.
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[WP] The Villain’s superpower was narcissistic—they could steal anyone’s thunder. They were harmless at first, more of an annoyance than anything, until the day they met Thor.
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[WP] In the future, an AIs personality is based on the material that it was trained on. You accidentally let your robot butler read some Dan Brown novels when it was young, and now it’s convinced that you’re the head of a secret society.
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[WP] In an unexpected plot twist, you kill off the main character in your successful novel series. Unfortunately though, your main character can break the fourth wall, and their ghost is both petty and indignant.
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[WP] Beaten, down, at the lowest point of your life, you look slowly around the empty restroom and notice a sign: “FOR A GOOD TIME CALL JAKE 555-555-1024”. You pause, then reach toward your pocket for your phone.
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[WP] Nervously, you hit the post button. You're sure you did everything right--you sorted by top, copied the first prompt, and then submitted it as a new post. Now to sit back and wait for the karma. And maybe--just maybe--you'll get enough to save your best friend's life.
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[WP] In your defence, the sign said nothing about mythological monsters, just “Beware of the Dog.” In the owner’s defence, Cerberus *is* a dog.
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