/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Unable to keep up with the Jones’, you make it your life’s work to destroy every one. It’s going well until you make the mistake of going after James Earl Jones.
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[WP] You enter the local Department of Motor Vehicles to renew your driver’s license when suddenly you hear boss music.
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[WP] The evil Witch cast a spell to put the Princess into a deep sleep. But the Witch mistakingly added eye of newt instead of toe of frog, and instead the Princess fell in love with the first person she saw.
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[WP] It was pretty easy to find the secret hideout. The switch was literally a book called "Secret Hideouts for Dummies" in the library. What you didn't expect was that the secret hideout didn't exist to keep people out, but to keep something in.
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[WP] At the dawn of time, a jealous God cursed the Unicorns to become a bloated, wrinkled form of themselves, hunted by humans for the magical properties of their horn. You are the leader of the last blessing of Rhinoceroses, determined to undo the curse and save your species.
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[WP] The truck screeches to a halt in front of you, empty beer cans flying past the shotgun in the tray. A man crawls out and stumbles drunkenly toward you, stomach peeking out from under his singlet, his beard covered in blood. In a southern accent he says “Braaains…” Great. A redneck zombie.
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[WP] Before invading Earth, the aliens developed tactics to counter our most dominant species. But when they arrived, they found bacteria weren’t really the threat they were expecting.
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[WP] Your superpower is a classic: you can understand animals when they communicate. It’s still really handy though—for example, that’s how you learned that the guinea pigs were planning a hostile takeover.
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[WP] A dramatic author describes a suspect to a police sketch artist with a short attention span. “It was a dark and stormy night…” The police put out an APB on Batman.
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