WritingPrompts

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[WP] While in the grocery store, you accidentally bump your shopping cart into a little old lady’s shopping cart. Somewhere a bell rings, and a sign appears in the air between you that says “PvP MODE ACTIVATED.” The little old lady looks at you and narrows her eyes.	15
[WP] “Professor, why do people always ask ‘who is that Pokémon’ but nobody ever asks ‘how is that Pokémon’?” Professor Oak looks at the child kindly. “Well Billy, it all started with what we call the ‘Mr Mime Incident’…”.	15
[WP] The first enemy was strong, so the Hero hired another Villain to help in the battle. As the enemies increased, so did the size of the Hero’s Army, until all of the Villains in town were working for the Hero.	15
[WP] “I give up!” Cried the Fae. “You win! Take your wish and leave human! Only tell me this—what manner of wordsmith are you? A reporter? A lawyer? A master tactician?” “No,” smiled the human. “I’m a politician.”	15
[WP] No matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to connect with your step daughter. She’s jealous of her sisters and won’t help around the house. Now she’s being dramatic after eating an apple and has sent a charming but simple prince around to “teach you a lesson.”	15
[WP] You are a lawyer working for Gaia, the goddess of nature, and your job is to prosecute those who break the natural laws. Today’s case is pretty tough—a Mr Stephen Hawking is being charged for three counts of breaking the laws of thermodynamics.	15
[WP] As if the guests at the party didn’t have strange enough names—I mean, who calls their kid Professor Plum or Miss Scarlett anyway?—but now you’ve found an odd letter inviting you for drinks in the conservatory at midnight.	15
[WP] “Xornath I summon thee!” You cry. With a puff of smoke, a being appears—not a demon, but your math teacher. “Well well well.” Your teacher says with a smile. “Detention.”	14
[WP] It started with one innocent comment, more of a rhetorical question than anything. "If we die every time he lands on our heads... why don't we just wear helmets?" But in that one moment, Jerry revolutionized modern warfare.	14
[WP] They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but asking Siri where to buy an Amazon Echo comes awfully close.	14

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