WritingPrompts

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[WP] Every time you achieve something major in your life, a sound effect plays from nowhere. When you woke up this morning and opened your eyes, the sound effect played.	13
[SP] There’s a reason terrorists don’t use cell phone detonators any more—spam callers.	13
[WP] Someone keeps wiring your cars with explosives and you have no idea why. You’ve been through four this week, and even though you have insurance and haven’t been harmed in any of the blasts, both the police and insurance company are getting suspicious.	13
[WP] A billionaire runs a web store that offers same day delivery on all purchases. One day the billionaire’s lawyers point out that there’s nothing in the terms of service that restrict delivery to Earth. The billionaire rapidly starts a rocket company before anyone notices.	13
[WP] Ovrnight, th lttr “” compltly disappars from th nglish languag. Which maks it rally hard to tll popl that you’r a bkpr.	13
[WP] “And they all lived happily ever after” sounds like a great dream. But after several hundred years of sunshine and roses, you start wishing for something, anything, to go wrong.	13
[WP] You collect once powerful demons that used to punish people for crimes that no longer exist. Your collection includes Spoke Ill of the King, Claimed the Earth Wasn’t the Centre of the Universe, and Forgot to Rewind the VCR Tape. Today, one of your demons was unexpectedly summoned.	13
[WP] You work in the morgue, and despite all the warning signs you’ve been disposing human remains in the trash cans out the back. Now you’ve attracted a stray group of baby zombies, and your daughter is insistent that she’s going to adopt one.	13
[WP] “So you’re saying somebody needs to go down and kill the beast? This is madness!” cries Thor to Odin, as the room erupts in noise once more. Slowly Bob Ross stands up from his chair and the halls of Valhalla go silent. “Somebody hold my beer.”	13
[WP] God makes the code for Earth open source and releases it onto the internet. Across the world, programmers compete to port the code to as many devices as possible, creating multiple alternate realities.	12

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