WritingPrompts

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[WP] “I’m sorry I can’t stay and hang out with you.” The pizza delivery guy apologises, and walks away. You sigh, place the pizza on the pile, and start to dial the next pizza delivery place on your list.	12
[WP] An amusement park trying to create the most realistic Halloween attractions secretly hires real vampires as staff. Unfortunately the zombies find out and file discrimination charges. Management is now forced into arbitration with both the vampire and zombie union representatives.	12
[WP] The Hero’s final blow landed, and the Villain fell as expected. But as the Villain’s body hit the ground, it exploded into a cloud of weapons, gold, and other loot, which was rather unexpected.	12
[WP] A new villain is in town, so the mayor calls up the local heroes to help out. But everything the villain does is unintentionally helpful, and soon the mayor needs to find a way to stop the heroes.	12
[WP] It turns out mosquitos only bite people to collect human blood for their DNA database. You learn this when you come across their research facility deep in the swamp one day, guarded by your clone.	12
[WP] You open your fortune cookie at the end of the date. “SHE’S NOT WHO SHE SEEMS—RUN!” You look up at your date, who winks at you. “Let’s get outta here and have some fun.” She says with a smile.	12
[WP] An eccentric billionaire invests heavily in bringing teleportation technology to the average person. The “fail early and often” mantra that created their early success leads to randomly appearing body parts across the globe.	12
[WP] Overnight, every single compass in the world stopped pointing at magnetic north. Instead, they’re all pointing at you.	12
[WP] The local crime lords realise that killing each other only attracts attention from the authorities. Instead, they find a new avenue to settle their differences--by betting on their children's school sporting events.	12
[WP] You are a detective and your new partner is very obviously from another planet. He’s trying hard to blend in, so even though he’s a little awkward, you play along with the charade.	12

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