WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Oh look mummy, there’s a dragon in that cage!” Cries the small girl to her mother at the zoo. “No uhhhh… that’s just a uhhhh… crested footed eagle finch.” Says the nervous looking zookeeper, who quickly closes the exhibit.	5
[WP] They said the cakes from the new bakery down the road were to die for. Turns out, they were being literal.	5
[WP] The government tries to reduce traffic congestion by placing respawning power ups in key locations on public roads.	5
[WP] You are the CEO of a well loved toy company. You exploit a loophole in the system and sell the soul of your company to a demon. Across the globe, your company’s toys begin to change.	5
[WP] An alien visits Earth and is so amazed by what humanity has achieved that he returns home with a book detailing our greatest feats. The alien travels his own land, preaching tales of Earth from the Book of Guinness World Records.	5
[WP] Being a security guard at Area 51 is hard work. Not keeping things out—the thousands of acres of desert take care of that. No, the hardest part of being a security guard at Area 51 is keeping things in.	5
[WP] A philosopher sets out to prove that the pen is mightier than the sword by confronting an invading army with nothing but a ballpoint. You have been asked to write their obituary, after they were fatally wounded in a freak pen/sword fight tragedy.	5
[WP] Before the kingdom can save the Princess from the Dragon, they first have to find where the Dragon is hiding. In desperation, the King hires a paparazzi.	5
[WP] A message on your phone asks you to accept the updated terms of service. You click accept without reading them, and suddenly you feel a bit lighter…almost as through you’ve just lost a part of your soul.	5
[WP] “But how the fuck was I supposed to know that ‘inflammable’ means ‘flammable’?!?!”	4

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