/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As you step outside your house one morning you notice what is obviously supposed to be a trap. Confused, you step around it to see a second, extremely obvious, trap. Throughout the day, it’s the same everywhere you go—someone has clearly placed odd traps along your path.
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[WP] Your first date with your love was the highlight of your life. Especially considering it was also your last.
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[WP] “This is your secret weapon?!” Screams the sergeant, as a grinning man in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt runs through enemy fire across the battlefield. “What the hell makes you think this will work!?” The corporal smiles knowingly. “Because sarge—he’s allergic to bullets.”
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[WP] First came Darth Vader, the invader. Next came Darth Sidious, the insidious. Last came the worst of all: Darth Bred.
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[WP] As war ravaged the country, the kingdom was under threat of annihilation. So the King tried a new tactic by introducing flexible work arrangements, including job sharing, flexitime, and working from home.
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[WP] "There's two things you need to know. First, those two guys behind you are going to start shooting in the next fifteen seconds." "What the fuck?? We need to get out of here!! Why are you--wait, what's the second thing?!?"
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[WP] Muses are real, and the most gifted artists are those able to hear them and take inspiration from their words. You are one of those gifted and you’ve found they are always happy to offer you advice. As an accountant though, the advice isn’t always that practical.
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[WP] “OK then!” You shout at the two identical women standing in front of you, as you frantically try to figure out which is the clone. “Ask me something only my real wife would know!”
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[WP] To your left is a giant of a man holding a wicked looking knife. To your right, a tentacled monster, drooling saliva. Surrounding you is lava, steam billowing up towards large winged shapes in the sky. And in front is a clock, slowly counting down. 5… 4… 3… 2…
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