/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Archaeologists uncover a new chapter of the bible. It begins: “Patch Notes 3.28–Water to Wine Duping Glitch Hotfix…”
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[WP] Your superpower is [REDACTED]—you have the ability to [REDACTED], but only when [REDACTED]. It sounds pretty useful, but it’s a downright pain in the ass when you’re trying to [REDACTED].
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[WP] All day long you’ve felt nervous. Outwardly, you look fine, but on the inside your stomach is filled with butterflies. Oddly, it’s been this way ever since you had spaghetti for dinner last night at your parents’ house.
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[WP] “IT IS TIME. COME WITH ME.” Death says. “Wait a minute,” you reply. “Humans have free will right? Well I choose not to die!” Death looks at you and sighs.
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[WP] After watching multiple police crime shows on TV, you become a consultant for the local police force. Your philosophy is “the killer is the first person you meet after leaving the crime scene” and you have about a 90% success rate.
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[WP] The first alien strike takes out all Starbucks on Earth. We thought the strike was designed to impact our productivity, but we soon learned the real target when humanity lost all ability to navigate in the complex urban environment.
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[WP] No one knows what happens when a God dies, because in theory it can’t happen. You, a minor God, have just died in a freak accident and you found out exactly what happens: you’ve been reincarnated as middle management.
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[WP] The drill sergeant was clear: “Guard this with your life”. But the little counter on the front is about to reach zero and you’re wondering if you should go get somebody. It also looks like it’s about to rain, and even though you’re new you’re pretty sure explosives aren’t supposed to get wet.
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