WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Dammit Glenda!” You say to your fairy godmother, slamming the door as you enter the room. “I said I wanted a lucid dream, not a looser dream!”	2
[WP] “I can’t not go!” You respond to your friend’s text. BANG! Your door is forced open. “STEP AWAY FROM THE PHONE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!” Oh great. It’s the Grammar Police.	2
[WP] The message had only three words, but somehow you knew that the fate of the world depended on them: “FIND DISCO STU”.	2
[WP] A mysterious bat has been following you around all day. It wouldn’t be so bad, except the last time you saw it, you swear it smiled at you.	2
[WP] A new translation of the Prophecy reveals that the Enemy is not the Dark Lord, but the Drake Lord. The Chosen One begins their journey by seeking the wise but humble seer known as Kanye.	2
[WP] The zombie apocalypse has passed, and humans and zombies now coexist. You, a zombie, have just scored a role in a Hollywood movie as an extra, but you keep overplaying your part.	2
[WP] “But Sir—why mustard gas? Why don’t we use other condiments in warfare?” The rest of the platoon laughs, which means they don’t notice the major suddenly looking very, very nervous.	1
[WP] “It’s OK!” You yell to the surprised onlookers. “I’m not kidnapping him, I’m just borrowing him!”	1
[WP] Everyone in the afterlife is given a job based on how much they contributed to humanity when they were alive. You get tasked to find out where helium balloons end up.	1
[WP] None months after the death of Queen Elizabeth, the world learns the truth—without a Queen to lay eggs for the Colony, English people can no longer be born.	1

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