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[WP] In order to boost ticket sales, a zookeeper hires a group of local furries to perform in the main exhibit.

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[WP] You are the Devil’s Advocate. You literally advocate on behalf of the Devil in a variety of situations—such as soul bargains, ritual sacrifices, and at the local DMV.

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[WP] People think it’s easy being a modern witch. Just a spell here, a potion there right? Well let me ask you—have you ever tried to update the firmware on a 600 year old broom?

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[WP] Some people wake up and choose violence. You woke up and chose coffee.... which led to violence.

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[WP] Overnight, everyone gets a letter in the mail with a ranking. Yours is 27.

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[WP] You run a food truck catering for the supernatural. And it’s true what they say—zombies do hate fast food.

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[WP] “Sir!” Cried the alien captain. “We have returned from Earth! Our plan failed—the prostate threat is still real!” The alien commander frowned and turned to his troops. “We need an alternative to probes.”

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[WP] It was supposed to be a suicide mission. So—naturally—before you left you told the rest of the party what you really thought of them. Surprisingly, they appreciated your feedback.

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[WP] In the month leading up to Christmas, the Villain made an army of snowmen on their lawn. Some claimed this was proof of the Villain reforming; others were more cynical. But when the snowmen came to life on Christmas morning, the Villain’s plans were revealed.

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[WP] You’re the second Dark Lord to ravage the land. You’re not quite as dark as the first Dark Lord, but people still seemed to be afraid of you… mostly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] In order to boost ticket sales, a zookeeper hires a group of local furries to perform in the main exhibit.	1
[WP] You are the Devil’s Advocate. You literally advocate on behalf of the Devil in a variety of situations—such as soul bargains, ritual sacrifices, and at the local DMV.	1
[WP] People think it’s easy being a modern witch. Just a spell here, a potion there right? Well let me ask you—have you ever tried to update the firmware on a 600 year old broom?	1
[WP] Some people wake up and choose violence. You woke up and chose coffee.... which led to violence.	1
[WP] Overnight, everyone gets a letter in the mail with a ranking. Yours is 27.	1
[WP] You run a food truck catering for the supernatural. And it’s true what they say—zombies do hate fast food.	1
[WP] “Sir!” Cried the alien captain. “We have returned from Earth! Our plan failed—the prostate threat is still real!” The alien commander frowned and turned to his troops. “We need an alternative to probes.”	1
[WP] It was supposed to be a suicide mission. So—naturally—before you left you told the rest of the party what you really thought of them. Surprisingly, they appreciated your feedback.	1
[WP] In the month leading up to Christmas, the Villain made an army of snowmen on their lawn. Some claimed this was proof of the Villain reforming; others were more cynical. But when the snowmen came to life on Christmas morning, the Villain’s plans were revealed.	1
[WP] You’re the second Dark Lord to ravage the land. You’re not quite as dark as the first Dark Lord, but people still seemed to be afraid of you… mostly.	1