/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every time you attempt something that has very low odds, you say a silent prayer to RNGesus. Recently, he’s begun talking back.
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[WP] The prophecy of the Chosen One was literal—the hero had to be selected by the public. You own the most popular account on Instagram and you’ve just found out you must fight the Dark Lord.
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[WP] Instagram adds a function where you can see the country that your followers come from. Over 90% of your followers are listed as “Non-Earth based”. This is strange, because your account provides summaries of local knitting competitions.
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[WP] There is a rare flower that is said to only grow on sites of pure evil, where even the Angels fear to tread. Lucky it's just an old wives tale, you think to yourself as you step outside your parent's new house into a whole field of them, freshly bloomed in the evening twilight.
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[WP] Most know you can summon a demon with a pentagram, but few realise that with a perfect square of candles and some old tax returns, you can summon an accountant. Getting financial advice is simple, but the real challenge is getting them to stop.
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[WP] Unbeknownst to the space agency, one of their lunar astronauts was actually a werewolf. Now the moon habitat has a cute little puppy running around that turns into a human every full Earth.
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[WP] Your superpower is the ability to make objects disappear. One day you watch a street magician make a building vanish through a clever use of mirrors. While the building is hidden, you make it disappear, and the magician is very confused over why they can’t get it to reappear.
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[WP] “So where you from?” The creature asks, with what you can only presume is a smile. “Uh... Earth?” You reply. The creature’s eyes widen. “Earth!” It cries. “I haven’t seen an Earthling in centuries! You always had the best magic—show me your what you can do!”
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