WritingPrompts

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[WP] “We have a small problem,” said the alien. “Earth still owes us for building the pyramids. And because we haven’t heard from you in over 5000 years, we’ve applied the default rates and… well, what I’m trying to say is that we’re taking the moon.”	278
[WP] There are three sure signs that you’re dealing with a witch—facial warts, an abundance of cats, and a collection of cauldrons. And when your partner finally introduces you to your future mother-in-law, you notice she has all three.	271
[WP] The bodies lay rigid on the floor, eerily and perfectly aligned. “Is it a serial killer boss?” Asked the rookie cop. “Worse.” Said the chief. “We’ve got ourselves a parallel killer.”	268
[WP] During the Black Friday sales, you purchase a cheap star from a weird looking man down a dark alley. Several months later, you receive a visit from one of the aliens that lives near the star.	257
[WP] An elementary teacher has his class write an essay—“What I Would Do If I Were A God For A Day”. But the teacher is actually a God himself, looking for ideas to connect with a younger audience.	256
[WP] When your daughter made a doll of you, it was cute. When she wanted to add some of your hair, it was odd, but you supported her. But when the cat grabbed the doll and you started flying around the room, you knew letting her read voodoo books was a bad idea.	254
[WP] One day you’re using a laser pointer to play with your cat. With a pounce, your cat lands on the laser dot, and to your surprise catches it and eats it. Suddenly your cat’s eyes glow red and it begins to levitate.	247
[WP] A dragon’s power is based on the size of its treasure hoard. As the ages passed, dragons sought more and more power. When the worlds supply of treasure became exhausted, dragons turned toward more innovative collections to increase their power.	231
[WP] The first intergalactic travellers reach Earth after receiving stray television transmissions for the last twenty years. They are thrill seekers, searching for the mysterious beast known as the “crocodile” and the one who can tame them: a minor god called “Steve Irwin”.	229
[WP] After the accident, the hospital stitched you up pretty well, but you notice something odd—whenever you do a good deed, you receive a positive benefit to your romantic life. After Googling, you find the answer—it seems your doctor sealed your wound with a karma suture.	225

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