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[WP] It turns out that luck is genetic. As underground research labs begin to appear, scientists across the globe set traps to capture lucky humans so they can be traded on the black market. It’s now recommended that people avoid casinos, night clubs, and Ireland.
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[WP] You look around the lecture hall and notice all the other students have fallen asleep. You look towards the lecturer, who has now stopped talking and is staring straight at you. “I don’t know how you’re still awake, but I guess we do this the hard way.” He says, before pulling out a sword.
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[WP] The doctor hands you your newborn baby, wrapped in linen. To your surprise, the baby’s skin is a bright fluorescent blue. “Congratulations!” Says the doctor, eyes wide with excitement. “It’s a shiny! That’s like 1 in 8192 odds!”
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[WP] “The creature is approaching—what do you do?” Asks the Dungeon Master. “I cast invisibility!” “I ready my bow!” “I read my End User Licence Agreement!” The group stops and sighs. “For the last time Gareth, ‘installation wizard’ is not a fucking class!”
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[WP] You are a haunted house, and you’re lonely. You’ve become self conscious because every time you try to engage with visiting humans, they run away in fear. But a party of humans has just arrived, and you realise one of them is intent on killing the rest.
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[WP] When you die, you are given an option—either be judged for your sins, or choose what’s behind The Door. The noble and arrogant choose to be judged, the evil and fearful choose The Door. When given the option, you choose to simply turn around and walk away.
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[WP] “Burn the witch! Burn the witch!” Chanted the crowd. “Thank you, thank you!” Responded Burn Johnson from the podium. “I am proud to be the first witch elected into congress. It’s time to let the nation know—Supers are citizens too!”
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[WP] While sitting in class you absentmindedly doodle something in your notebook that looks like a rune. Suddenly your book begins to glow. Your teacher looks at you, sighs, and says “Looks like we have another one,” then turns and begins drawing mysterious symbols on the board.
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[WP] Advances in medicine mean humans can now choose when they will die. The average person seeks death after around 650 years, but the oldest person alive is in their 2400s. They also happen to be your boss, and still don’t quite understand how to use a computer.
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