/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] You are a new homicide detective in a small town. You test out the theory that if you put everyone in jail, then you’ll put the killer in jail. Once everyone is locked up though, the real threat emerges.
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[WP] You are a dark elf and you just love playing Strip Malls and Study, a tabletop RPG where you and your friends role play a group of young humans at university. Tonight, your HeadMaster has prepared an exciting story arc about a calculus exam.
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[WP] You’re the first person new travellers meet when they enter this world. Whenever you ask their name, they freeze for a few minutes and change their appearance before responding. The current visitor has been frozen fifteen minutes now and is starting to look like a green ogre.
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[WP] The adventurers sit around the table in the tavern, discussing the upcoming quest. There’s the elf, the dwarf, the mage—and Gary, who only joined the group because it gave him an excuse to visit the pub. Now he’s desperately trying to convince the others to leave the princess to her fate.
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[WP] Your ghost is assigned to haunt someone due to a small transgression they once made. After watching them work 12 hour shifts in retail all week, you decide they’re being tortured enough. Instead, you use your powers to help them.
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[WP] Overnight, everybody’s Reddit account gets a new flair with a number on it. The number decreases when you view a post. Most people have numbers in the hundreds of thousands and nobody knows what happens when the counter reaches zero. Your counter is 3.
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[WP] The prophecy was fulfilled: the Chosen One came and the Dark Lord fell. But after a few seconds, the Dark Lord stood back up, dusted themselves off, and continued the battle.
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[WP] As the bodies burn on the pyre, the little girl turns to her father. “Are we safe now Daddy?” She asks, fear in her eyes. “Oh dear,” he says. “We don’t burn the dead to keep us safe. We burn the dead to keep them safe.”
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[WP] The alien bursts out of your front door, fear on its face. Your new puppy races behind it, barking happily. The alien screams at you as it races past. “You keep them as PETS?!?!”
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