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[WP] It’s the final battle for Earth. On one side are the living, the humans partnered with beasts from air, land, and sea. On the other are the machines, led by their evil mastermind—the insatiable and ever persistent Microsoft Clippy.
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[WP] “You can create world peace, but you will not like the cost.” The God claims. “Tell me! Whatever it is, I’ll do it!” The God frowns. “You must convert the world to the metric system.” You drop your shoulders and sigh. “Fuck!”
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[WP] Everyone has the power to talk to one species of animal. You still haven’t found your animal, until one day you’re talking to a stranger in a bar when the bartender comes over and asks “Why are you talking to yourself?”
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[WP] With nothing left of his wife and children but crumbs the Gingerbread Man searches for vengeance, leaving a trail of frosting covered corpses in his wake. In desperation the inhabitants of Candyland make a deal with the devil himself, the one they call “Cookie Monster.”
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[WP] When you were young, you were told that you could be whatever you wanted to be when you grew up, as long as you put your mind to it. After decades of research and scouring the Earth for materials, today is finally the day you make the change.
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[WP] As an elite ninja, you can do anything you set your mind to, from assassinating a King to stealing the Crown Jewels. Anything, that is, except trigger an automatically opening door.
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[WP] A young boy’s parents accidentally leave him home alone when they go on vacation. When two burglars try to break in, the boy sets traps around the house. Unknown to the boy, the only reason the traps work is because the monster under the bed has been “upgrading” them.
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[WP] “What does the message say?” “Well Madam President, the aliens are asking us to send our most powerful magicians to negotiate a treaty.” The President frowned thoughtfully. “Get me Penn and Teller.” She finally said.
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[WP] Blue took an early lead in the War of Colours by seizing the sky and the ocean. Green quickly responded, claiming the trees and the grass. Then Black, in a surprise move, partnered with the Sun to gain total dominance for 12 hours a day.
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