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[WP] Banshees aren’t evil, they’re just spirits cursed to eternally walk barefoot on Lego. After making one a pair of shoes, you learn they’re actually quite intelligent when not in pain.
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[WP] “The Gods will punish those who leave the tournament before the final death!” The King decreed loudly. Three days later, after accidentally throwing two immortals into the pit, he was starting to regret his statement.
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[WP] “It’s OK, they’re gone, you can come out now.” The voice crackles over the radio in your panic room. You sigh with relief, and start to unlock the door. Then you realise…your panic room doesn’t have a radio?
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[WP] “You’re saying you want kill off some main characters to increase your book sales?” Asks the editor, incredulous. “I don’t see the problem. Writers do it all the time.” Replies the author, defensively. The editors mouth falls open. “Not when they’re writing a biography!”
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[WP] “I want him sleeping with the fishes.” Your boss says, and you nod in understanding. After you dump the body in the lake, you let the boss know the job is done. Your boss pales and says “What the hell?? I wanted you to get him a room at the aquarium!”
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[WP] The race to build a military base on the moon was well underway. The race wasn't for pride or fear, nor for resources. No, the race was about controlling the moon, because whoever controls the moon controls the werewolves.
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[WP] After many battles, the adventurers enter the monster’s lair to find that the “dragon” was just an abnormally large magpie, sitting atop a pile of shiny pieces of plastic “treasure.”
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[WP] Tired of superheroes trashing the town to save the world, when a new villain emerges, the mayor turns to you. You don’t have a superpower like the rest, just the unwavering ability to listen, empathise, and accept others for who they are.
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[WP] You inherited a knife which cuts through emotions rather than matter. You use it to help people, cutting out anger, hatred, greed, and envy. This morning a small child approached you and asked you to cut out her fear.
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[WP] After scoring the lead in a B grade Hollywood movie, you become somewhat of a celebrity to the gods. It was fun at first, signing autographs for Zeus and Hades, but the groups of young gods following you around and waiting outside your house is starting to get annoying.
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