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[WP] Begrudgingly, the assassins begin to train their child in the way of the dagger. But for a six year old, their child seems to be a little *too* keen…
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[WP] In a desperate pursuit of mortality, Pinocchio began to follow any possible lead. Unfortunately that included idioms such as “you are what you eat”.
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[WP] Overnight, people who have been missing for years start to reappear. When asked where they have been, they all respond with the same answer—except it’s in a language nobody has ever heard before.
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[WP] After all the King’s horses and all the King’s men fail, you successfully put Humpty Dumpty back together again. The two of you develop a complex plan to catch the person who pushed him off the wall in the first place.
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[WP] A new law states that if you stop someone committing a crime, you will be rewarded by the same amount as the punishment for their crime. Most looking for profit head to the roads to stop speeding drivers. Instead, you move to a state with the death penalty.
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[WP] A transcription error has humanity believing the fundamental laws apply to robots, when in actual fact they apply to rabbits. Rabbits can never harm a human, nor allow a human to come to harm--which may explain why your pet rabbit was guarding the door to your home this morning.
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[WP] No matter how long you sleep, you always wake tired. Each morning it feels as though you’ve spent the entire night working. One night, you set up cameras throughout your house to try and understand why.
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[WP] A particle physics experiment goes wrong, and a group of scientists accidentally make a small galaxy in the middle of their laboratory. Time in the galaxy is greatly accelerated, and the scientists watch the rise and fall of a tiny civilisation.
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[WP] Science had its heyday with the discoveries of dark matter and antimatter at the turn of the twenty first century. Unfortunately it soon went downhill with the discovery of doesn’t matter.
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