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[WP] Modern technology only works because it is enhanced by magic. It takes all of the world’s magicians working together to keep technology functioning so that humans can lead comfortable lives. In desperation, the wizards unite to create a new branch of magic called “science”.
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[WP] It was pretty easy to find the secret hideout. The switch was literally a book called "Secret Hideouts for Dummies" in the library. What you didn't expect was that the secret hideout didn't exist to keep people out, but to keep something in.
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[WP] You enter the local Department of Motor Vehicles to renew your driver’s license when suddenly you hear boss music.
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[WP] You wake up in a fantasy land, locked in a dungeon with an elf, a dwarf, three pieces of flint, a belt buckle, and pile of sticks. You smile to yourself. I guess watching all those episodes of MacGyver weren’t such a waste of time after all.
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[WP] The truck screeches to a halt in front of you, empty beer cans flying past the shotgun in the tray. A man crawls out and stumbles drunkenly toward you, stomach peeking out from under his singlet, his beard covered in blood. In a southern accent he says “Braaains…” Great. A redneck zombie.
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[WP] The first enemy was strong, so the Hero hired another Villain to help in the battle. As the enemies increased, so did the size of the Hero’s Army, until all of the Villains in town were working for the Hero.
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[WP] At the dawn of time, a jealous God cursed the Unicorns to become a bloated, wrinkled form of themselves, hunted by humans for the magical properties of their horn. You are the leader of the last blessing of Rhinoceroses, determined to undo the curse and save your species.
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[WP] The evil Witch cast a spell to put the Princess into a deep sleep. But the Witch mistakingly added eye of newt instead of toe of frog, and instead the Princess fell in love with the first person she saw.
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[WP] “I give up!” Cried the Fae. “You win! Take your wish and leave human! Only tell me this—what manner of wordsmith are you? A reporter? A lawyer? A master tactician?” “No,” smiled the human. “I’m a politician.”
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