/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] You visit the land of clams and learn that it’s true what they say, all of the clams are excessively happy. But then you notice one anomaly, and then a second. Soon the whole lie begins to unravel, and you see the clams for who they truly are.
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[WP] Whenever you smell a familiar smell from the past, you are teleported back—not psychologically, but physically, for a period of fifteen minutes. It makes it really awkward to do the grocery shopping.
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[WP] “Your honour I object!” “On what grounds?” “You’re live-streaming this proceedings on Twitch and you just posted a poll asking whether you should find my client guilty!” The judge smiles. “Overruled. Oh! Thanks for the hundred bits Punisher24!”
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[WP] The Earth is part of a gigantic Rube Goldberg machine. A God creates a universe, adds humans, and watches as they destroy the universe the God created. It had a 100% success rate—until the humans found out.
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[WP] Each day you spend your mornings at the beach, watching the tides flow in and out as the sun rises. But even though you sat there for hours this morning, the tide never moved.
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[WP] As you walk into the department store, the alien storekeeper looks at you aghast. “What are you doing with your hands naked like that?” They exclaim, mouth open. “Put some gloves on! You’re going to cause panic!”
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[WP] “Happy birthday to you!” The singing concludes. The little boy, smiling, takes a deep breath and blows out the candles. There’s a flash of light, a loud bang, and suddenly the small boy is Batman.
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[WP] You catch an Uber home from work one day. Just as you’re about to tell the driver you’re going the wrong way, the car turns a corner and starts accelerating toward a large glowing portal. “Hold on tight,” says the driver. “These shortcuts can get a little crazy!”
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[WP] Everyone in the world has their own unique colour that no one else can see. It’s more of a novelty than anything else, until one day you get home and see the words “DON’T GO INSIDE” written on your front door in your colour.
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