/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] Even though you’ve only been in the Army a couple of days, it feels like you’ve been sitting in this room for weeks. There’s absolutely nothing to do in here except stare at the big red button in front of you—the button they told you not to press for any reason.
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[WP] When a celestial body is threatened, it protects itself by influencing life around it—so when the Earth began to die, it influenced the human race to work together and protect it. You are an astronomer studying Pluto the day it learned it was no longer a planet.
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[WP] "The best chance for defeating thine enemy will come from tactics of smoke and mirrors," the Oracle proclaimed wisely. And that's how the Hero found themselves standing outside the enemies lair, holding nothing but a lit candle and a rather large vanity mirror.
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[WP] One morning you wake up to find everyone covered in coloured spots. No one else can see them, and there are many colours—some have green, some red, others blue. You also seem to be the only one whose spots are silver.
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[WP] You visit a toy shop with a good friend and purchase a bag of red balloons. You fill 99 with helium and let them go in town, inadvertently starting a war.
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[WP] “When nothing goes right, go left? What a weird fortune cookie!” You say, and your date laughs politely. A few hours later on your way home, you notice all the traffic in front of you making sharp left turns.
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[WP] Scientists detect an outbreak of Disappointed Cow Disease. Symptoms are dizziness, nausea, and a constant feeling of being let down.
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[WP] In the future, social status is determined by a rotational system. Every 12 months, the new ‘elite’ are identified and everyone else is set back to square one. The strange thing is that once someone becomes elite, they’re never seen in person again.
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[WP] Yesterday a man came up to you and said “Long live the emperor” before running away. It happened again three times this morning. You have no idea what they’re talking about, but you’re pretty sure they’re yakuza.
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