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[WP] A NASA probe discovers a second planet in the solar system, orbiting directly opposite Earth from the Sun. The probe sends back images from the surface showing a charred, desolate landscape—but definite signs of life.
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[WP] You have the unique ability to be able to absorb anyone else’s memories as though they are your own. The only catch is that every time you do it, you forget what you used to know.
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[WP] In order to enter Heaven, your soul must validate the wildest claims you made during your life. Surprisingly, the lawyers and politicians tend to pass through without much effort as their statements are often ambiguous. The ones who really struggle though are the singers.
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[WP] The Government managed to successfully brain wash the entire globe back in the 80’s. But as the effects begin to wear off, the Government goes to extraordinary lengths to ensure the people hear the catch phrase that keeps them all under.
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[WP] When humans kill something they gain it’s power. You are a Balancer, tasked with ensuring no human becomes too powerful, and you’ve just learned a small child has caused the destruction of a power plant in a town called Chernobyl.
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[WP] Santa enters a federal witness protection program after a whistleblower reveals Santa has been supplying intelligence on naughty children to the government in exchange for leniency on his breaking and entering charges.
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[WP] The first rule of undercover police work is simple—never fall in love. The second rule though is much harder to follow—never show too much interest in donuts.
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[WP] The Villain’s greatest achievement wasn’t creating the self driving car. The Villains greatest achievement was summoning all of the spirits needed to drive them.
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