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[WP] “But Sir—why mustard gas? Why don’t we use other condiments in warfare?” The rest of the platoon laughs, which means they don’t notice the major suddenly looking very, very nervous.

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[WP] “It’s OK!” You yell to the surprised onlookers. “I’m not kidnapping him, I’m just borrowing him!”

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[WP] Everyone in the afterlife is given a job based on how much they contributed to humanity when they were alive. You get tasked to find out where helium balloons end up.

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[WP] None months after the death of Queen Elizabeth, the world learns the truth—without a Queen to lay eggs for the Colony, English people can no longer be born.

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[WP] In order to boost ticket sales, a zookeeper hires a group of local furries to perform in the main exhibit.

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[WP] You are the Devil’s Advocate. You literally advocate on behalf of the Devil in a variety of situations—such as soul bargains, ritual sacrifices, and at the local DMV.

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[WP] People think it’s easy being a modern witch. Just a spell here, a potion there right? Well let me ask you—have you ever tried to update the firmware on a 600 year old broom?

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[WP] Some people wake up and choose violence. You woke up and chose coffee.... which led to violence.

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[WP] Overnight, everyone gets a letter in the mail with a ranking. Yours is 27.

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[WP] You run a food truck catering for the supernatural. And it’s true what they say—zombies do hate fast food.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “But Sir—why mustard gas? Why don’t we use other condiments in warfare?” The rest of the platoon laughs, which means they don’t notice the major suddenly looking very, very nervous.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] “It’s OK!” You yell to the surprised onlookers. “I’m not kidnapping him, I’m just borrowing him!”	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone in the afterlife is given a job based on how much they contributed to humanity when they were alive. You get tasked to find out where helium balloons end up.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] None months after the death of Queen Elizabeth, the world learns the truth—without a Queen to lay eggs for the Colony, English people can no longer be born.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] In order to boost ticket sales, a zookeeper hires a group of local furries to perform in the main exhibit.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the Devil’s Advocate. You literally advocate on behalf of the Devil in a variety of situations—such as soul bargains, ritual sacrifices, and at the local DMV.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] People think it’s easy being a modern witch. Just a spell here, a potion there right? Well let me ask you—have you ever tried to update the firmware on a 600 year old broom?	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] Some people wake up and choose violence. You woke up and chose coffee.... which led to violence.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] Overnight, everyone gets a letter in the mail with a ranking. Yours is 27.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] You run a food truck catering for the supernatural. And it’s true what they say—zombies do hate fast food.	1	WritingPrompts