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[WP] The drill sergeant was clear: “Guard this with your life”. But the little counter on the front is about to reach zero and you’re wondering if you should go get somebody. It also looks like it’s about to rain, and even though you’re new you’re pretty sure explosives aren’t supposed to get wet.
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[WP] “I can’t not go!” You respond to your friend’s text. BANG! Your door is forced open. “STEP AWAY FROM THE PHONE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!” Oh great. It’s the Grammar Police.
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[WP] Archaeologists uncover a new chapter of the bible. It begins: “Patch Notes 3.28–Water to Wine Duping Glitch Hotfix…”
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[WP] “Dammit Glenda!” You say to your fairy godmother, slamming the door as you enter the room. “I said I wanted a lucid dream, not a looser dream!”
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[WP] After watching multiple police crime shows on TV, you become a consultant for the local police force. Your philosophy is “the killer is the first person you meet after leaving the crime scene” and you have about a 90% success rate.
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[WP] After watching the world end thousands of times across multiple timelines, you realise the only way to prevent Armageddon is to stop yourself being born. You vow to let world end in the most ridiculous way possible, because screw that.
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[WP] As was custom, the ICBM test landed in the ocean. But three days later an emissary arrived, declaring war on behalf of the nation of Atlantis.
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[WP] Giant squid squid stay drunk for centuries. That’s why no one has seen them—they’ve all been sleeping off the high from eating rum-filled pirate ships in the 1600s. Today, the first giant squid in centuries sobered up.
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