/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] The message had only three words, but somehow you knew that the fate of the world depended on them: “FIND DISCO STU”.
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[WP] The first alien strike takes out all Starbucks on Earth. We thought the strike was designed to impact our productivity, but we soon learned the real target when humanity lost all ability to navigate in the complex urban environment.
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[WP] A new translation of the Prophecy reveals that the Enemy is not the Dark Lord, but the Drake Lord. The Chosen One begins their journey by seeking the wise but humble seer known as Kanye.
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[WP] “QUACK!” As you run down the hall, the gigantic duck follows behind you, gaining with every second. Suddenly you turn the corner to find one hundred miniature horses staring at you, evil red eyes glowing. “Oh come on!” You scream. “You gave me a choice!”
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[WP] A mysterious bat has been following you around all day. It wouldn’t be so bad, except the last time you saw it, you swear it smiled at you.
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[WP] Your superpower is [REDACTED]—you have the ability to [REDACTED], but only when [REDACTED]. It sounds pretty useful, but it’s a downright pain in the ass when you’re trying to [REDACTED].
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[WP] “IT IS TIME. COME WITH ME.” Death says. “Wait a minute,” you reply. “Humans have free will right? Well I choose not to die!” Death looks at you and sighs.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse has passed, and humans and zombies now coexist. You, a zombie, have just scored a role in a Hollywood movie as an extra, but you keep overplaying your part.
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[WP] All day long you’ve felt nervous. Outwardly, you look fine, but on the inside your stomach is filled with butterflies. Oddly, it’s been this way ever since you had spaghetti for dinner last night at your parents’ house.
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