/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] An evil spirit attempts to posses a human, with a goal to use the human to take over the world. Unfortunately for the spirit, it doesn’t quite understand the dangers of selecting a teenager going through puberty.
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[WP] Aliens plan for the war against Earth by researching how to beat humans in combat on our internet. Unfortunately they haven’t yet grasped the concept of a computer game.
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[WP] To the casual observer, the lake appeared to be normal. But it’s surface was really a portal to another world, where humanity could fly but not breathe.
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[WP]It’s been two weeks now since the law was passed and they still haven’t noticed the clause you added in. It was supposed to be a joke at first, but then it left the firm and there was nothing you could do. But in your defence—who thought it was a good idea for the intern to write the draft bill?
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[WP] “So you mean to tell me,” you gasp, looking at the death, pain, and destruction all around you. “That you started all of this just to collect our personal data?” Mark looks at you and smiles, then begins a long, sinister laugh.
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[WP] When aliens attacked Earth, they expected the humans to fight back. What they didn’t expect were the animals. It started with their attack on Australia: first came the snakes, then the spiders, then the crocodiles. Finally, in our darkest hour, our saviours arrived—in the form of drop bears.
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[WP] Your parents said you could start playing on the computer again when you grow up. After downloading plans for an enlargement ray off the internet, you realise they weren't being quite so literal.
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[WP] You are a powerful necromancer, master of the dark arts and lord to the dead. You’d be the best there ever was, if only you didn’t faint every time you saw blood.
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[WP] Every year at your family reunion, your siblings try to outdo each other by making the most outrageous claims to your parents. But this year will be different—you’ve finally managed to solve one of the greatest challenges to humanity.
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[WP] Two figures run down a narrow passageway as a loud roar is heard in the distance. “I keep telling you!” The first screams, as the second narrowly avoids stepping on a small white rabbit that has just fallen from the first figure’s hat. “I’m a magician, not a wizard!”
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