/u/loopymon's posts
[EU] It’s Stranger Things, but the Upside Down is just an escape room that someone took way too far.
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[WP] To the human eye, the alien weapons are indistinguishable from cucumbers. The only animal capable of telling the difference are cats—if they can overcome their fear.
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[WP] The most complicated part of time travel isn’t the physics. It’s managing all the well meaning people who travel back and offer historic people small technological aids. More than one famous general owes their fame to countless hours playing Clash of Clans.
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[WP] “Hello Ghostbusters? Oh for fucks sake… no we will not do your homework for you!” You slam down the phone in disgust and look over at your coworker. “We really need to change our slogan.”
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[WP] “911, what is your emergency?” “Someone just gave me the finger!” “Ma’am, this is an emergency channel reserved for life threatening issues.” “You don’t understand—I’m still holding on to it!”
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[WP] A lonely child with poor spelling writes to their Fairy Godmother asking for a new “best fiend.” The Fairy Godmother delivers in style.
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[WP] You knew getting involved in competitive jam making was a tough business, but it’s starting to get ridiculous. At the last county fair you had to avoid professional hit men and magical curses—you’re pretty sure someone even let loose a baby dragon.
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[SP] Describe a day in the life of the object sitting to your immediate left as you read this prompt.
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[WP] One day you erupt in an uncontrollable fit of sneezing. When you finally stop, you open your eyes to find you’re standing in the middle of a crowd on a beach, you’re wearing a HAZMAT suit, and everything is covered in rainbow glitter.
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