/u/loopymon's posts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

[WP] Many years ago, an alien race realised that zombies are only as intelligent as the brains they are eating. Concerned over the threat of smart zombies, they’ve worked in the shadows ever since to ensure humanity continuously gets dumber.

6 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] A bear walks into a bar.

6 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] In the future, couples who want to have children must first apply for a licence. You work in the office that issues these licences. Everything is pretty normal until the day you receive a request for 24 new children signed by “Mr and Mrs Claus”.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] It’s never a good idea for waiting rooms to play re-runs of MacGyver, because after sitting here for three hours you’ve now got a paperclip, some duct tape, an elastic band, and a crazy idea.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] An alien visits Earth and is so amazed by what humanity has achieved that he returns home with a book detailing our greatest feats. The alien travels his own land, preaching tales of Earth from the Book of Guinness World Records.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] The government tries to reduce traffic congestion by placing respawning power ups in key locations on public roads.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] Your superpower prevents you from speaking anything other than song lyrics. You never realised how few songs had been written about home loans until you went to the bank to secure financing on your first house.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] “Oh look mummy, there’s a dragon in that cage!” Cries the small girl to her mother at the zoo. “No uhhhh… that’s just a uhhhh… crested footed eagle finch.” Says the nervous looking zookeeper, who quickly closes the exhibit.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] After killing all of the henchmen in the villains lair, the hero is brought up on charges of domestic terrorism.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] They said the cakes from the new bakery down the road were to die for. Turns out, they were being literal.

5 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Many years ago, an alien race realised that zombies are only as intelligent as the brains they are eating. Concerned over the threat of smart zombies, they’ve worked in the shadows ever since to ensure humanity continuously gets dumber.	6	WritingPrompts
[WP] A bear walks into a bar.	6	WritingPrompts
[WP] In the future, couples who want to have children must first apply for a licence. You work in the office that issues these licences. Everything is pretty normal until the day you receive a request for 24 new children signed by “Mr and Mrs Claus”.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] It’s never a good idea for waiting rooms to play re-runs of MacGyver, because after sitting here for three hours you’ve now got a paperclip, some duct tape, an elastic band, and a crazy idea.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] An alien visits Earth and is so amazed by what humanity has achieved that he returns home with a book detailing our greatest feats. The alien travels his own land, preaching tales of Earth from the Book of Guinness World Records.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] The government tries to reduce traffic congestion by placing respawning power ups in key locations on public roads.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] Your superpower prevents you from speaking anything other than song lyrics. You never realised how few songs had been written about home loans until you went to the bank to secure financing on your first house.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] “Oh look mummy, there’s a dragon in that cage!” Cries the small girl to her mother at the zoo. “No uhhhh… that’s just a uhhhh… crested footed eagle finch.” Says the nervous looking zookeeper, who quickly closes the exhibit.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] After killing all of the henchmen in the villains lair, the hero is brought up on charges of domestic terrorism.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] They said the cakes from the new bakery down the road were to die for. Turns out, they were being literal.	5	WritingPrompts