/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] Snakes, spiders, and sharks are placid creatures that just want to live peacefully with humanity. The real threat comes from cats, who are experts at making their fatal attacks look like snake, spider, and shark bites.
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[WP] Your superpower is the ability to restore the universe to any state since its creation, with the exception of the matter that makes up you. Instead, time continues normally for you. Once you travel back to a past state, future states reset and you lose access to your previous timeline.
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[WO] “Do something!” You scream, as the bullets fly past you. “You’re supposed to be my guardian angel!” “I told you,” the figure next to you yells back, fear in their eyes. “I’m just an intern!”
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[WP] Running out of space in the Heavens, the Gods decide to try the human concept of “hot desking”. What they don’t realise though is how this will impact which God appears when a human conducts a summoning ritual.
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[WP] Unbeknownst to humanity, God is a bit of a green thumb. Before entering Heaven, you have to answer to each and every plant you’ve ever let die.
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[WP] The town was shocked when they heard about the kidnapping at school. It got worse when he woke up.
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[WP] It started when Heston Blumenthal found the right distance from the sun to create the perfect roast chicken. Next came Nigella Lawson, who invented moon chilled sorbet. But the real revolution in modern cuisine came when Gordon Ramsay teamed up with SpaceX.
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[WP] You write your own autobiography. When you reach the current day, you continue to write what you wish would happen to you. Everything you write comes true.
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[WP] The military successfully created the zombie virus, but kept it under lock and key. The world was same from the apocalypse—until a rookie soldier accidentally spilled some on his computer. And just like that, the zombie virus entered the digital age.
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[WP] It’s your first day at work as secret government agent, but things aren’t how you thought they’d be. You were told that supervising one of the worker’s children was “an issue of national security,” but you just put the TV on and left. Not long after, an alarm starts ringing.
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