/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] A philosopher sets out to prove that the pen is mightier than the sword by confronting an invading army with nothing but a ballpoint. You have been asked to write their obituary, after they were fatally wounded in a freak pen/sword fight tragedy.
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[WP] You are the CEO of a well loved toy company. You exploit a loophole in the system and sell the soul of your company to a demon. Across the globe, your company’s toys begin to change.
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[WP] What no one tells you about becoming President is the outstanding salary package. You can have your entire family cloned, a guaranteed number one hit on the pop charts, plus a time share on the moon. It’s your last day in office and you’re determined to get your money’s worth.
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[WP] A message on your phone asks you to accept the updated terms of service. You click accept without reading them, and suddenly you feel a bit lighter…almost as through you’ve just lost a part of your soul.
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[WP] You visit for Grandparents for the holidays, and while you’re away from home the apocalypse comes and passes. It wouldn’t be so bad, except for when you return your friends never let you forget that you missed it.
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[WP] Each year, responsibility for the military's secret mission of defending the Earth from aliens rotates between each of its departments. This year, it's your turn--the Department of Military Recruiting.
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[WP] Before the kingdom can save the Princess from the Dragon, they first have to find where the Dragon is hiding. In desperation, the King hires a paparazzi.
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[WP] There are no good or evil people in this world, nor heroes or villains. Instead, everyone is entirely neutral—which makes competitive sports really, really boring.
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[WP] Being a security guard at Area 51 is hard work. Not keeping things out—the thousands of acres of desert take care of that. No, the hardest part of being a security guard at Area 51 is keeping things in.
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