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[WP] “OK then!” You shout at the two identical women standing in front of you, as you frantically try to figure out which is the clone. “Ask me something only my real wife would know!”
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[WP] As you step outside your house one morning you notice what is obviously supposed to be a trap. Confused, you step around it to see a second, extremely obvious, trap. Throughout the day, it’s the same everywhere you go—someone has clearly placed odd traps along your path.
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[WP] Your first date with your love was the highlight of your life. Especially considering it was also your last.
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[WP] The new space telescope was able to see further into the cosmos than any other telescope before. Imagine our surprise when it finds another satellite, orbiting a distant planet, which very clearly appears to be waving.
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[WP] The Fae secretly control the Make a Wish Foundation. The oldest of them realise that even though there are some illnesses they cannot cure, the real magic kindness.
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[WP] You’re pretty sure feeding Red Bull to your Venus fly trap was a mistake. For one thing, it’s now about two feet tall and glowing slightly. For another, your cat has gone missing and your plant’s pot is covered in cat hair.
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[WP] You run a matchmaking service for children and imaginary friends. You’re known far and wide for your ability to match each child with their perfect imaginary friend. This morning, an old man arrived asking for your help.
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[WP] You wake up on your birthday, excited. But the world is slightly grey and there’s a message floating in front of you. “Insufficient charisma to level up. Additional charisma required: 92”
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[WP] The hills are alive with the sound of music. But as the sorcerer continues their musical spell, the earth groans and begins to form itself into an army of hulking dirt monsters, red eyes glowing in the pale moonlight.
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