/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] To your left is a giant of a man holding a wicked looking knife. To your right, a tentacled monster, drooling saliva. Surrounding you is lava, steam billowing up towards large winged shapes in the sky. And in front is a clock, slowly counting down. 5… 4… 3… 2…
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[WP] Muses are real, and the most gifted artists are those able to hear them and take inspiration from their words. You are one of those gifted and you’ve found they are always happy to offer you advice. As an accountant though, the advice isn’t always that practical.
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[WP] “This is your secret weapon?!” Screams the sergeant, as a grinning man in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt runs through enemy fire across the battlefield. “What the hell makes you think this will work!?” The corporal smiles knowingly. “Because sarge—he’s allergic to bullets.”
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[WP] As war ravaged the country, the kingdom was under threat of annihilation. So the King tried a new tactic by introducing flexible work arrangements, including job sharing, flexitime, and working from home.
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[WP] The first two skulls were expected—a man and woman, roughly 30 years of age. The next ten were unusual, but not unheard of. It was number 52 that caused a stir—24 inches long, humanoid, and with fangs like small daggers.
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[WP] The apocalypse is coming, and the human race has created a spaceship to take two of every animal to a new planet. You are in charge of catching the squirrels.
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[WP] “And I also need two…wait, what are you doing?” You ask the alien, who is now wearing a large pair of novelty glasses and a fake moustache. “I am bluffing you human. The lowest I can go is thirty thousand credits.”
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[WP] You land a job as He-Man's accountant. Turns out "Master of the Universe" doesn't translate to "Master of One's Own Finances".
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