/u/lordoftowels's posts
[WP] When we get to space, we learn that humans aren't the "space orcs" we expected. In fact, we're closer to space elves: the most elegant, the least brutish and violent and warlike, and the longest lived by far.
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[WP] You can solve any murder by eating some of the meat from the body. It never gets easier, and it has to be raw. Law Enforcement keeps a meat locker full of decades-old cold cases for you to solve. If you don't, they'll charge you with cannibalism.
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[WP] When Earth was invaded by the Imperial Fleet, the humans decimated their army and took their spaceships as their own. Now, a species newly capable of space travel wants to fight the "biggest guy here" to gain respect. That "biggest guy" is Humanity. Now they'll learn: Don't mess with Humans.
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[WP]You've just arrived on a seemingly untouched planet covered in vast jungles and other varied terrain. You found a message, carved in stone. According to your universal translator, it reads, "This is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
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[WP] You're a time traveler. Your best friend is an immortal who's always there to catch you up to speed wherever you land.
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[WP]Deep in Humanity's Space Age, discoveries about extraterrestrial life are made, including an alien parasite that attaches itself onto the body of the finder and acts like an unbeatable suit of body armor. The discovery triggers a massive war between the parasite's original owners and the humans.
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[WP] You're a hero, prophesied to defeat the Dark Lord. The only problem is that you live in a world with guns, and it's hard to be a legendary warrior worth more than a thousand men in a battle when everyone's shooting thousands of rounds at you and all it takes to go down is one stray bullet.
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[WP] Whenever an important event is about to happen, journalists from the future appear to document it. As you and your girlfriend are walking into the restaurant for a date, journalists start appearing.
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[WP] Your whole live, you were trained to become a member of the army to conquer the world. Then, your best friend runs away from the barrack in the middle of the night. Not long later, you see them on the front lines, fighting your forces.
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