/u/lovethebigones's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Apologise this instance for swearing, or you will have detention every day after school for the rest of the year!"

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The babysitter sent me a picture message at work to say she was washing my newborn.

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I ran into the bathroom, shutting the door behind me before exploding my bowels into the toilet bowl.

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“Have you seen my baby?!” pleaded the frantic mother in the cafe to anyone who would listen.

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My daughter called and thanked me for the surprise great night out and couldn’t wait for our morning hike.

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My mother always told me that I was a sperm donor baby, she told me if I was lucky I might get another brother or sister in 9 months.

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"I noticed two large angry looking men following me, so I sprinted home doing my best to make sure I wasn't followed", I said panting for air.

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“Wake up Dad!”, the 5-year old boy repeated.

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I saw a blind man yanking hard on his dog choker chain while walking home.

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Looking out the bus window on the way back from a school trip, I felt my eyes grow heavy as I drifted off to sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Apologise this instance for swearing, or you will have detention every day after school for the rest of the year!"	92
The babysitter sent me a picture message at work to say she was washing my newborn.	80
I ran into the bathroom, shutting the door behind me before exploding my bowels into the toilet bowl.	79
“Have you seen my baby?!” pleaded the frantic mother in the cafe to anyone who would listen.	57
My daughter called and thanked me for the surprise great night out and couldn’t wait for our morning hike.	45
My mother always told me that I was a sperm donor baby, she told me if I was lucky I might get another brother or sister in 9 months.	43
"I noticed two large angry looking men following me, so I sprinted home doing my best to make sure I wasn't followed", I said panting for air.	43
“Wake up Dad!”, the 5-year old boy repeated.	42
I saw a blind man yanking hard on his dog choker chain while walking home.	40
Looking out the bus window on the way back from a school trip, I felt my eyes grow heavy as I drifted off to sleep.	33