/u/lovethebigones's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The principal of my sons school called me at work today to tell me my son pushed another kid while on on a school excursion.

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My wife handcuffed me to the bed, took my pants off and winked at me saying she would be right back.

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My sweet three year old girl kept bringing me cups of water to drink throughout the day.

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“I gave my son a scalpel because he always wanted to be a Veterinarian like me.”

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Facing a young car crash victim, I reassured my nervous intern to be more confident in her decisions.

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My girlfriend came to me crying, telling me she was diagnosed with HIV by her doctor and that I should go get tested.

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[True Story] Finally completing my most ambitious and greatest torture device yet, a Bronze Bull in which a man is cooked alive within, causing he's screams to sound like that of a dying bull.

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My wife told me she was killing off characters in her story to make it a solo adventure as she passed me my tea...

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My best friend pulled up with blood splattered across her bonnet, insisting she hit a flock of Penguins on the way over.

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I decided to turn my garage into a complete sensory deprivation room, to see if it really can make you go insane.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The principal of my sons school called me at work today to tell me my son pushed another kid while on on a school excursion.	26194
My wife handcuffed me to the bed, took my pants off and winked at me saying she would be right back.	2896
My sweet three year old girl kept bringing me cups of water to drink throughout the day.	563
“I gave my son a scalpel because he always wanted to be a Veterinarian like me.”	454
Facing a young car crash victim, I reassured my nervous intern to be more confident in her decisions.	336
My girlfriend came to me crying, telling me she was diagnosed with HIV by her doctor and that I should go get tested.	207
[True Story] Finally completing my most ambitious and greatest torture device yet, a Bronze Bull in which a man is cooked alive within, causing he's screams to sound like that of a dying bull.	196
My wife told me she was killing off characters in her story to make it a solo adventure as she passed me my tea...	140
My best friend pulled up with blood splattered across her bonnet, insisting she hit a flock of Penguins on the way over.	131
I decided to turn my garage into a complete sensory deprivation room, to see if it really can make you go insane.	106