/u/lunammoon's posts
I feel like Cazador is very disappointing as a vampire. Like from a drama perspective. Being a vampire means you owe the world a certain level of pizzazz he lacks.
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if you gave Astarion sunblock and told him it was a potion that could help protect him from the sun, you would talk to him later and he would be violently ill and red and in between him cursing at you, you'd realize he didn't know it was a topical cream and chugged the bottle as soon as you left
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[WP] I'm your guardian angel and I really love my job. I really do it's just that you're horror movie protagonist. I wish that you and your friends would stop going to haunted houses, cursed caves, and catacombs with literal demons and portals to hell in then for 30 seconds so I can take a nap.
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