/u/lustsforcoffee's posts
[WP] The world has become so safe that no one dies in accidents. All disease is preventable. Natural disaster is eradicated. Even slight mishaps are unimaginable. You're the last remaining insurance salesperson and, goddammit, you've got quotas to hit.
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[WP] You know what, just write a cool undersea adventure. I want to read about that. Have fun with it.
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[WP] Enraged with your insubordination, your captain transfers you to a new precinct: The Wizard District. You don't know a thing about magic, but at least you still have a gun.
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[WP] In a utopian, post-war society, all matters are settled with words. You are a budding diplomat faced with an impossible job. At least until you rediscover punching.
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[WP] You are the world's greatest bounty hunter. You decide to take a job that pays a single gold coin.
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[WP] According to countless psychics and supercomputer analyses humanity will suffer global extermination unless, on her next trip to the store, Courtney finally splurges on name brand laundry detergent.
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