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[WP] You investigate a rotten smell in your home, to find that it's your own corpse.

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[WP] In your darkest hour, you were saved by the Lord Jesus Christ...and his ten-gauge shotgun.

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[WP] The Grim Reaper appears one day to spirit you to the afterlife, and exclaims, "Ah crap, not you again."

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[WP] In an ill-advised attempt to relate to you, your grandpa has somehow become a world-class rapper.

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[WP] Every martial art has a hidden and dangerous supernatural technique, lost to the mists of time. You have discovered the lethal hidden techniques of slap-fighting.

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[WP] The room was still filled with an acrid, chemical stench as the barrister explained, "Well, the sovereign does have the prerogative to dissolve parliament."

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[WP] A celebrity enters a look-alike contest as themself

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[WP] Some objects carry the emotions of the person who last owned it. When you picked up the rubber duck at Goodwill, you felt an unimaginable blind rage.

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[WP] It's the second coming, and Christ has returned to Earth. He's being sued for 2 millennia of gross negligence and wrongful death.

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[WP] A LARP group finds that their campaign is slowly becoming real.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You investigate a rotten smell in your home, to find that it's your own corpse.	98
[WP] In your darkest hour, you were saved by the Lord Jesus Christ...and his ten-gauge shotgun.	56
[WP] The Grim Reaper appears one day to spirit you to the afterlife, and exclaims, "Ah crap, not you again."	18
[WP] In an ill-advised attempt to relate to you, your grandpa has somehow become a world-class rapper.	11
[WP] Every martial art has a hidden and dangerous supernatural technique, lost to the mists of time. You have discovered the lethal hidden techniques of slap-fighting.	10
[WP] The room was still filled with an acrid, chemical stench as the barrister explained, "Well, the sovereign does have the prerogative to dissolve parliament."	8
[WP] A celebrity enters a look-alike contest as themself	6
[WP] Some objects carry the emotions of the person who last owned it. When you picked up the rubber duck at Goodwill, you felt an unimaginable blind rage.	5
[WP] It's the second coming, and Christ has returned to Earth. He's being sued for 2 millennia of gross negligence and wrongful death.	5
[WP] A LARP group finds that their campaign is slowly becoming real.	3