/u/mattswritingaccount's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your cat routinely brings home half-dead animals that you tend to and release once they are healed. Last week, it brought home a bat. Now, you've found yourself nursing back to health a badly-wounded vampire that is not very happy with the situation.
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[WP] You are the child of a union between two separate half-dragons. However, genetically, you are fully human. You are about to introduce your fiancé to your extended family - and they haven't believed you to this point about your... diverse family tree.
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[WP] Due to a miskey, HR accidentally hired an orc for their newest IT replacement. However, no one has complained about Goog's work yet.
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[WP] Dragons do not build nests. Instead, they sneak their eggs into other unsuspecting species and let them raise their young instead. And this "chicken" that just hatched on your family's farm sure doesn't look like any chicken you've ever seen.
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[WP] "He raids farmhouses and villages for a living. She polishes the skulls he brings home and sells them on Etsy. Their budget is 65,000 gold. Up next, on House Hunters, Fantasy Edition! Only on HGTV!"
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[WP] The beast was dead. It took every adventurer in town and many a casualty, but the beast was finally dead. The town was saved - until someone noticed the creature was wearing a collar and a nametag.
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[WP] The local waterpark has a problem with Legionnaires . But not the bacterium, no - you've been called to extract a platoon of Roman soldiers, thrown out of time, that have commandeered the waterpark.
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