/u/memeasaurus's posts
[WP] You're a lesser demon from actual hell who has taken a part-time job because the supernatural world has been cutting salaries. You suspect your coworker is secretly an angel in the same position. You're both appalled at the brazen evil of your human employers.
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[WP] Your mother is a chaotic-evil necromancer. Your father is a lawful-good paladin warrior-priest. They are each pressuring you to enter their profession. Meanwhile, you just want to be a pharmacist.
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[WP] You have begun to manifest new super powers, but your absurdly practical spouse is supremely unimpressed and instead comes up with new chores you can now do.
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[WP] you're a young witch who has taken her boyfriend as her familiar. This is extremely taboo. But, you did it to save his life. This has made you exceptionally powerful at a terrible personal cost.
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[WP] you're Morpheus in The Matrix and someone just took the blue pill. Nobody ever takes the blue pill. A minor panic ensues in the crew.
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[WP] your father has been declared king of all rats! Your mother initially humors him but is growing increasingly concerned as the rats take over more and more of your family life.
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[WP] you are a ham radio enthusiast in a class that specializes in alien first contact, you're in a hurry to finish your final assignment: a first contact with actual aliens. They seem to not understand that this is a highschool elective for you and alien contact is no big deal.
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