/u/memerminecraft's posts
[WP] There are many gods. Death, Life, Time, Fire, Ocean. But you are the god of Jogging. And suddenly, you find you have become far more powerful. You visit Earth to find a new species has evolved. Humanity.
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[WP] The age of magic has begun. Though It's not so glamorous as it sounds. At age 15, every person receives a mild but permanent curse. For you, every time you enter a room, all objects slowly move away from you at a rate of one millimeter every second.
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[WP] Fire. Ash. These are the two things welcoming you as you wake up. This time, they've even gotten the smell right. Their classic April Fool's prank had almost gotten you once more. You attempt to pull off the VR contact lenses, but there appears to be none.
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[WP] No one has ever seen you. You are a shadow of a reflection of a memory. You are the master of stealth. The untouchable menace. You are the Sock Thief... And someone's spotted you.
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[WP] Over centuries, many have wielded a sword powerful enough to lay waste to entire armies. This sword only allows those pure of heart to wield it. Some have been pure evil, and some pure good. You, however, are the first purely neutral person to wield it.
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[WP] A mysterious ship has appeared in orbit. It appears to be commanded by some kind of alien race. The ship fires a powerful blast that destroys the Moon. It then transmits a message to Earth: "Fight to the death until one percent of the population remains, or we'll destroy your planet as well."
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[WP] You just died. As Satan greets you at the gates of Hell, he gives you a cheerful smile. "Congratulations! You're our billionth customer! You get a free seat beside my throne!"
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[WP] Someone has discovered the secret to resurrection. Better yet, it's cheap, easy, and repeatable! However, every time someone is resurrected, two identical copies of them are created.
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[WP] One day, you're going about your business. Someone attempts to sneak up on you and stab you. You manage to thwart them, and after knocking them out, find a note in their pocket with your name and picture on it. It displays a price for your murder at $50,000. You don't yet know why.
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