/u/meowcats734's posts
[PI] A party of adventurers has hired you to "raise their spirits". You're wondering when to break the news that you're not a bard. You're a necromancer that plays the harp as a hobby.
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[PI] The Great Library of Alexandria was burned for a very good reason. It was hopelessly contaminated with the works of time travelers and the paradoxes were soon to be catastrophic. Only a full purge would save the world.
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[PI] A victim of a kidnapping develops Stockholm Syndrome. However, as it turns out, their captor has developed Lima Syndrome, leading to a very... interesting relationship.
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[PI] You are a monster who lived within the dungeon. You had always been guided by instinct. However, a not so long time ago, your mind had became clear. You began questioning your instincts. Why must you kill every human you see? Why must you protect the dungeon?
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[PI] A soul can reincarnate after they drink a bowl of magical soup to forget their past life. You've drank hundreds of bowls, but the memory is still as clear as day in your head.
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[PI] "And how many claws does Stewie have?" you ask your daughter as you consult the list your mother gave you. You need to figure out if your daughter's invisible friend is a monster, demon, or fairy and if you have to kill it to save her.
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[PI] "Rain or Shine, Sleet or Snow, Goblin or Demon, Dragon or Drow, nothing stops the United Fantasy Postal Service from delivering your packages on time."
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[PI] you are a powerful warlock that has retired to raise your daughter everything's been going well that is until a couple of her classmates try to sacrifice her after reading about a 'dark spell' online, you've decided to show them what real black magic looks like
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[PI] Your party accidentally enrages a God, but certain doom is oddly liberating. Cursed weapons, monkey paws, contracts with demons; nothing is off the table. You have no chance of winning, but your deaths shall be GLORIOUS!
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