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[PI] You’re a hitman who’s “hits” survive your assassination attempts, despite your sincere best efforts, only to die soon after each attempt by comical forces outside your control. The hitman community can’t be convinced you’re not the most creative comically effective assassin alive.
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[PI] Some dragons are much too small to ride, so they're treated more like a dog. But then some are so small that they actually make a pretty effective weapon.
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[PI] "Sanctuary," the child cried running into the library "Nice try," the guard following after sneered, "but only holy places can grant sanctuary." The librarians glanced at each other. A small nod The head librarian gave the guard a stern look. "Sanctuary granted"
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[PI] You are Anagram Man, capable of turning yourself, your enemies or virtually anything into what ever you want so long as it is an anagram of the object's name. You encounter your arch enemy: Dr. ________, who is planning on using his ultimate weapon unless you can stop him.
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[PI] A swordsman fights stronger and stronger monsters in hopes of killing himself, but keeps winning. He soon develops a reputation as a hero, all the while drowning in self-loathing and the darkness that threatens to consume his soul.
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[PI] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.
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[PI] You just realized you're God. You had gotten so tired of being the most powerful entity in existence, that you chose to forget yourself and live a human life, just for the sake of having a new experience. You've played long enough now, and you decide it's time to wake up.
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