/u/mercaptopurine's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I shouldn't have seduced the local chieftain's daughter", I thought ,stuck up to my head, in the sand.

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I am in love with the crunchy sound that first bite of potato chips makes.

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For sale -Infant face mask. Never worn, slightly bloodied.

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After hours of our car getting stuck in the blizzard, I hesitatingly let my husband go out to seek help, leaving me and our infant son behind.

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The robocall started off harmlessly enough, telling me that I had been exposed and should immediately isolate myself.

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My kids' daycare instituted a no "nut" policy.

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For sale: Baby face mask

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I shouldn't have seduced the local chieftain's daughter", I thought ,stuck up to my head, in the sand.	4
I am in love with the crunchy sound that first bite of potato chips makes.	3
For sale -Infant face mask. Never worn, slightly bloodied.	2
After hours of our car getting stuck in the blizzard, I hesitatingly let my husband go out to seek help, leaving me and our infant son behind.	1
The robocall started off harmlessly enough, telling me that I had been exposed and should immediately isolate myself.	1
My kids' daycare instituted a no "nut" policy.	0
For sale: Baby face mask	0