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"Don't forget! He keeps a spare key below the doormat", I said as I winked conspiratorially at the big, bad wolf.

352 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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While playing hide and seek with my son, I found the perfect spot in his bedroom closet.

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The bus was full when I boarded.

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With growing frustration, I waited and waited for my next patient on Zoom.

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Water from a toilet bowl really tastes no different from tap water.

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Faithfully following the doctor's advice, I placed my naked newborn on my chest for some skin to skin contact.

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"Don't forget! He keeps a spare key below the doormat", I said as I winked conspiratorially at the big, bad wolf.

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Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating his Christmas pie.

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"I want you to rearrange my guts tonight", said my randy highschool girlfriend.

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To make amendments for having screamed at my defiant toddler I agreed to play with him.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't forget! He keeps a spare key below the doormat", I said as I winked conspiratorially at the big, bad wolf.	352	TwoSentenceHorror
While playing hide and seek with my son, I found the perfect spot in his bedroom closet.	92	TwoSentenceHorror
The bus was full when I boarded.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
With growing frustration, I waited and waited for my next patient on Zoom.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
Water from a toilet bowl really tastes no different from tap water.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
Faithfully following the doctor's advice, I placed my naked newborn on my chest for some skin to skin contact.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't forget! He keeps a spare key below the doormat", I said as I winked conspiratorially at the big, bad wolf.	21	TwoSentenceSadness
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating his Christmas pie.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
"I want you to rearrange my guts tonight", said my randy highschool girlfriend.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
To make amendments for having screamed at my defiant toddler I agreed to play with him.	17	TwoSentenceComedy