/u/metacanon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As she struggled against the chains that bound her to the altar, she screamed, "I'm not a virgin, I'm pregnant!"

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Last night, I heard the unmistakable sounds of a woman being brutally murdered in my neighbor's apartment.

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I don't know whose life flashed before my eyes as I died.

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While training as an apprentice mortician, my instructor told me that muscle spasms and the sounds of gas escaping the body were normal parts of the decomposition process.

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As I lit the match, I prayed the pain would be over soon.

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"Should we order this one?" my wife asked as she scrolled through the catalog, pointing at an image of a woman dressed in black lingerie.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As she struggled against the chains that bound her to the altar, she screamed, "I'm not a virgin, I'm pregnant!"	3638
Last night, I heard the unmistakable sounds of a woman being brutally murdered in my neighbor's apartment.	49
I don't know whose life flashed before my eyes as I died.	23
While training as an apprentice mortician, my instructor told me that muscle spasms and the sounds of gas escaping the body were normal parts of the decomposition process.	23
As I lit the match, I prayed the pain would be over soon.	15
"Should we order this one?" my wife asked as she scrolled through the catalog, pointing at an image of a woman dressed in black lingerie.	8