/u/missdork_yt's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I hugged my daughter, chuckling with jubilation at her embrace.

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Wait yours are telling me none of this are real? I ask to the man who just shouted at me: “welcome to the simulation.”

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“Do you want to try our matrix escape room? It’s VERY realistic.” The saleswoman told me with a wink.

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I smiled as the Best Buy employee slipped the vr headset over my unsuspecting eyes, chuckling at the ridiculousness of living in a simulation.

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As am running through the woods, I hear and shadowy man shout words am not understand.

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“Do you want to try our matrix VR headset? It’s VERY realistic.” The Best Buy employee told be with a wink.

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“I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.” My depressed pal Lucifer said.

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I placed my infant son in the laundry basket, chuckling as he squealed with delight whilst playing with a pair of my dirty underwear.

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Adrian stood frozen in terror as he watched the pale entities descend from the sky and reveal that he had been chosen to educate alien overlords on how to infiltrate the human race as flesh beings.

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I’m see and homeless man hold up a sign it say escape the matrix, chuckle to mineself at the ineptitude of man.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hugged my daughter, chuckling with jubilation at her embrace.	175
Wait yours are telling me none of this are real? I ask to the man who just shouted at me: “welcome to the simulation.”	49
“Do you want to try our matrix escape room? It’s VERY realistic.” The saleswoman told me with a wink.	45
I smiled as the Best Buy employee slipped the vr headset over my unsuspecting eyes, chuckling at the ridiculousness of living in a simulation.	25
As am running through the woods, I hear and shadowy man shout words am not understand.	25
“Do you want to try our matrix VR headset? It’s VERY realistic.” The Best Buy employee told be with a wink.	10
“I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.” My depressed pal Lucifer said.	8
I placed my infant son in the laundry basket, chuckling as he squealed with delight whilst playing with a pair of my dirty underwear.	4
Adrian stood frozen in terror as he watched the pale entities descend from the sky and reveal that he had been chosen to educate alien overlords on how to infiltrate the human race as flesh beings.	2
I’m see and homeless man hold up a sign it say escape the matrix, chuckle to mineself at the ineptitude of man.	2