/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Many people wondered why I would open a restaurant and a pet shop next to each other, but I have clientele with certain exotic tastes.

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I live by myself with no pets, so I set up a motion sensitive night vision camera to see why I constantly keep waking up with strangely shaped bites and scratches.

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Scientists managed to create a microscopic oscillating wormhole that would allow us to receive messages from the future.

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I woke up bleary eyed and rubbed the specks out of the corner of my eye to start my day.

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I thought I was finally free of my curse when I left the Earth on a leisurely tour of the solar system.

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"Behold my science fair project, the erupting volcano!"

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As a joke, I asked my digital assistant what the weather will be in 25 years.

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My cat keeps bringing me dead things as presents.

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After shoo-ing that pesky fly out, I was able to successfully teleport myself from one end of the room to the other.

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"That should do it," said the smiling exterminator, "your house should now be completely free of spiders."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Many people wondered why I would open a restaurant and a pet shop next to each other, but I have clientele with certain exotic tastes.	6911
I live by myself with no pets, so I set up a motion sensitive night vision camera to see why I constantly keep waking up with strangely shaped bites and scratches.	4794
Scientists managed to create a microscopic oscillating wormhole that would allow us to receive messages from the future.	2332
I woke up bleary eyed and rubbed the specks out of the corner of my eye to start my day.	1497
I thought I was finally free of my curse when I left the Earth on a leisurely tour of the solar system.	1430
"Behold my science fair project, the erupting volcano!"	1236
As a joke, I asked my digital assistant what the weather will be in 25 years.	1230
My cat keeps bringing me dead things as presents.	1138
After shoo-ing that pesky fly out, I was able to successfully teleport myself from one end of the room to the other.	1055
"That should do it," said the smiling exterminator, "your house should now be completely free of spiders."	881