/u/monkeybrains12's posts
[WP] You’ve been looking for work for years now, but being a genie is tough these days. All these self-righteous asshole humans keep wishing for your freedom.
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[WP] Human society collapsed long ago, but there were so many bots that social media just kept running itself.
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[WP] You are a theoretical physics major, just finishing grad school. Your thesis discusses time travel and why it is impossible... except then you discover it isn’t.
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[EU] In one of the 14,000,605 outcomes that Dr. Strange saw to the Infinity War, Thanos messed up the snap and accidentally dusted the whole universe instead of only half. Now, he’s left alone to contemplate his mistake.
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[WP] Everyone in the world falls asleep except the main character, who discovers only they have the ability to awaken others.
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[WP] It’s New Year’s Eve, 2023, and you’re walking home from a celebration. Suddenly, a vehicle that can only be a time machine appears in the middle of the street, the pilot steps out, looks around in shock, and says, “Oh, fuck… This is it. This is the year it happens.”
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[WP] You’re at home one day playing your favorite video game of all time, when suddenly the game freezes, and the screen begins to warp and bulge. You barely have time to jump out of the way as the main character of your game bursts from the screen and into reality.
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[WP] You are an extraterrestrial being, trying to integrate into human culture without being noticed, only this is proving to be aggravatingly difficult, as you find it hard to imitate humanity’s astounding stupidity.
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[WP] You thought seducing the dragon would be hard, but now you’re faced with a true challenge: Explaining things to that dragon’s millennia-old parents.
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