/u/monsterfurby's posts
[WP] When you and your partner met a genie, you thought it would be cute to wish for waking up next to them every morning for the rest of your life. You broke up a year ago. It's getting annoying.
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[WP] You are immersed in a late-night session of your favourite MMO when you notice that you see fewer and fewer players. Before disappearing, the last player you see types "r u watching the news?"
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[WP] As far as you know, you've never been married. While browsing a genealogy website, you stumble upon your own marriage certificate.
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[WP] "No shoes, no shirt, no linear timestream: no service," the sign reads. You get the feeling they're being serious.
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[WP] You work in the top floor of a skyscraper. As you get ready to leave the elevator this morning, you find that it doesn't stop at your floor. It just keeps going.
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[WP] For eons, fireballs were considered the pinnacle of combat magic. But recently, you discovered that the sphere from which they were summoned into this world was almost empty. You are now about to cast the final fireball.
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[WP] The wise shaman of an isolated tribe has died. His successor discovers the origin of his vast knowledge about the world: he was reading Twitter.
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[WP] Years ago, you took care of abandoned cats at an animal shelter. Now, you return from a vacation to find hundreds of felines awaiting you at your home.
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[WP] You have the power to turn any person you wish and all their descendants into peaceful, friendly, loving, productive and happy human beings - but this spell only lasts as long as you are alive. You are now on your death bed, using your last breath to explain the situation.
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