/u/mopeiobebeast's posts
[WP] "You have completed the folding of 1000 origami cranes," the god says. "There is but one rule; you cannot wish for more wishes. Now, what is your desire?" "I wish for 10,000 more origami cranes." "But...But you can't..." "I wished for more CRANES, not more wishes." "Er...I SUPPOSE that's okay."
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[WP] You wake up from a sleepover with a new friend and see her body walking around, headless. You follow it into the bedroom, where it picks up her head sitting on the nightstand. "Oh, so THERE'S the rest of me!" she says, reattaching her head to her body. "...Oh. Sorry you had to see that, dude."
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[WP] "Just take the stupid cat ears off and stop embarrassing me." "NO." You grab what you assume is your friend's cat ear headband, and she yelps in pain as you pull it. They don't seem like they'll come off easily...and you're just noticing now that she has a suspicious lack of regular human ears.
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[WP] "Heh...well, this is a bit awkward, isn't it?" Your new friend, after getting hit in the face by a baseball, shows exposed metal instead of blood on her face where she got hit. "Uh...Y-you're not, like, weirded out by this or anything, right?" "No, no, this is really interesting. Tell me more."
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[WP] You find a blank shampoo bottle. You pour a drop of its contents on your hand and it doesn't seem to do anything. As a joke, you pull out a Sharpie and write "No More Floor" on the label, then pour another bit out..and the resultant drop begins to eat through the floor upon making contact.
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[WP] In the present day, humanity lives in harmony with androids. What most people don’t know about that, however, was that it was indirectly a result of you getting so lonely in high school that you decided to literally make a few friends.
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[WP] Your friend trips over a rock and falls. When he hits the ground, his arms, legs and head break off from his body. As you look on in horror at his several wriggly, metal-tipped fragments, he grumbles, "Well, that's just friggin' PERFECT. Just my luck. Put me back together, will you, man?"
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[WP] "So when's your birthday?" "What's a birthday?" "Uh...the day you were born, obviously?" "Oh. I guess my first one was three weeks ago, then." "Wait, so you're saying you're....three weeks old?" "Well, I wouldn't say I was actually BORN, per se. More like I was assembled on that date."
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[WP] Your friend's sister started coming to your school. She's nice enough, but she seems a bit odd; for instance, she's seldom seen too far away from an electrical outlet.
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